Belly: I'm hungry.
Ashley: I have a muffin you can eat. I'm on my way home; you can wait until dinner.
Belly: Noooo! I hate muffins, and we have to work out before we eat!
Ashley: You can do it.
Belly: No! Stop at CVS, it's right there. Don't you want some Chex Mix? Maybe a Diet Dr. Pepper?
Ashley: I do, but I'm not going to do that.
Belly: Don't you need shampoo? And maybe... some chex mix?
Ashley: No!
Belly: Um, finger nail polish? Gum? And maybe... chex mix?
Ashley: That can wait.
Belly: Oh! I know! You're out of garbage bags! Ahahaha, now you have to go!
Ashley: Damnit, you're right.
Belly: CHEX MIX!
And so I stopped at CVS. I bought garbage bags, nail polish, some gum, a Diet Dr. Pepper, and... that's it! No Chex Mix!
Belly: Nooooooo! I hate you! Damn you, muffin!
In this story, my belly is a 5 year old, which is pretty much accurate.
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